Quotes you wish were in "Arctic"

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Jimmy: Stop threatening me. Stop threatening my girlfriend! F*ck you, Lex!
Lex: Please do so.

JK, Jk, Jk! Sorry, it made my friends laugh when I said it during one of those really ong commercial breaks.

[Bizarro345]

Clark: I have to stop Lex.

Oliver and John Jones step out of the shadows.

Oliver: Need a hand?

[RedKalEL]

Routh i love ur avatar.

Clark after beating Brainiac

Clark: Wow that was easy!

Clark after watchign the lana video breakup

Clark: Whitney warned me about this.

[ClanaDestinyObsession]

Lana Video: Let me know when you've fulfilled your "destiny" and then we can talk business. I'll wait for you!

(and without the "we were fooling ourselves" part too)

[Routh]

Clark: I have to stop Lex.

Oliver and John Jones step out of the shadows.

Oliver: Need a hand?

Haha, that sounds like a gay porno. CK, OQ, and JJ triple team Lex!

Speaking of quotes I wished were in this episode...

Lex: (picks up crystal) Can I... use this on you?
Clark: You mean stick it in my console?
Lex: Yeah.
Clark: Okay.

[minerva73]

Lex: (picks up crystal) Can I... use this on you?
Clark: You mean stick it in my console?
Lex: Yeah.
Clark: Okay.

Classic.

I wanted some kind of continuity with "Wrath" mainly Lex's plans with Scion and how he feels like he's the ONLY one who can save the human race in this episode. Like if he said, "I attempted to save the human race before with my research, but it was foiled by Lana. I gave up on that until I realized how much I was needed" except it should have sounded more Lex-like (if that makes any sense).

[TWLOVER03]

Clark [to Brainiac]: You hurt Chloe... and Lana... AND SHELBY! You must die now!

[outsyder]

Lex: Who is the Traveler, Kara???

Kara: I think you've known all along-

Lex: DAMN IT- tell me-

Kara: Wait you seriously-

Lex: DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES-

Kara: It's Clark-

Lex: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE- if you don't tell me I'll use this thing on you (holds controller out menacingly-)

Kara: No seriously it's Clark-

Lex: QUIT SCREWING WITH ME KARA- SO HELP ME GAWD I'LL USE THIS THING TO TEAR OFF YOUR HANDS, WEAR THEM LIKE BOXING GLOVES AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH-

Kara: (sighs)........

Lex: ...........

Kara:............It's Pete

Lex: AHAH- (runs off)

Kara: Jesus... How can he be so stupid???

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(Clark and Lex are sitting on a couch watching Supernatural)

Clark: I don't care what anyone says, "Carry On My Wayward Son" is a badass song and I listen to it everyday on my I-Pod.

Lex: Sweet- I like "Triumph" myself.

Clark: Who?

Lex: Eh, it's this song they used to play as a recap- (begins to sing it very badly)

Clark: Ahhh, right.

Lex: Oh, by the way I found out the traveler was Pete the whole time-

Clark: O_O oh- you did???

Lex: Yeah- I instructed him to go do my bidding- mwahahaha

Clark: Oh... So... Let me know how that works out-

Lex: Yes he was pretty eager to go about it as well (evil smile) he left in quite a rush from the hotel room.

Clark: (slowly turns his head to Lex).....

Lex:.........

(both continue to watch Supernatural's season finale)

Clark: So Dean ended up in hell, that's where they're cutting off-

Lex: That's a lame season finale-

Clark: Lamest season finale in the entire series. (Cuts off the TV)

Lex:..........

Clark:..........

Lex: Didn't you have a Dog?

Clark:.............

Lex:..........

Clark: (looks around) Son of a *****......

[ChronX4]

(very last moment of the episode)

Lex: I'm sorry.......

(before camera pans up showing the Fortress reverting to nothing)

Clark: Why are you holding me?

Lex:.........

Clark:..........

(credits)

[maryjanewatson]

Lex: You never trusted me, Clark. You never trusted me with your secret.

Clark: It's not that I didn't trust you, it's that I didn't tell anyone! You basically have to find out your self to be let in on the secret. Why do you think I had so many problems with lana? because I didn't tell her. If I didn't tell her, what makes you think I was going to tell you?

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----

(very last moment of the episode)

Lex: I'm sorry.......

(before camera pans up showing the Fortress reverting to nothing)

Clark: Why are you holding me?

Lex:.........

Clark:..........

(credits)

omigosh... I'm not a clexer, but that one made me LOL.

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

(very last moment of the episode)

Lex: I'm sorry.......

(before camera pans up showing the Fortress reverting to nothing)

Clark: Why are you holding me?

Lex:.........

Clark:..........

(credits)

lol! roflma! :-)

[ChronX4]

(As Lex approaches the control area of the FoS with orb)

Lex: You hold the future of the entire planet in your hands, I'm here to take it back.

Lex's thoughts: What am I suppose to do with this thing!?

Clark: Lex.....

Lex's thoughts: He's the traveler, and it sounds like he's going to attack me, I'll pretend to know what I'm doing!

Lex: You'll never threaten the world again, Kal-El.

Lex's thoughts: Hmm, maybe I can put this orb down while I attempt to defend myself........ (starts lowering hand with orb toward a crystal)

Clark: Lex don't!!

(balancing orb on crystal to make it stay)

Lex's thoughts: Almost....there, got it!! Hey, whats going on!?
Hmmm Clark's on the floor, I better work with this.....

(scene continues as scripted)

[Showmaster]

Kara: "Holy ****, Clark. I didn't know you learned to fly:S"

[MetroGirl06]

Jimmy: Chloe, will you marry me?
Chloe: Oh crap. Look Jimmy, you're cute, but I'm so out of your league.
Jimmy: ????
(police bust in)
Chloe: Call Clark!
Jimmy: Life sucks.


Kara: I've been doing whatever it takes to protect you!
Clark: So have I!
Kara: (busts out laughing)
Clark: What? I have!
Kara: Bullsh!t!
Clark: Chloe, tell Kara I've been doing everything I can.
Chloe: (busts out laughing) You mean I'VE been doing everything?
Clark: Well, I helped...when I wasn't with Lana.
Kara: You're useless.
Chloe: Yeah, Clark. You've done sh!t to stop Lex.
Clark: ...Pie.

[TW1977]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!