Favorite Movie Quotes?

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Gosh I love all those moives

"V for Vendetta"

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? I am teh leet god.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
Evey Hammond: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Who? Who are you?
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so

Loves this moive to DEATH.....I have no idea what he just said, but I thought it sounded too cool not to put down

[Doomsday04]

Star Wars (all of them)

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Luke: I am a Jedi like my father before me.

Anakin: Luke, you were right about me. Tell your sister, you were right.

[PostIt]

Anything from Anchorman or Old School.

[luthorsmentor]

From Monty Python and the Search for The Holy Grail

"She turned me into a newt!!...........I got better."

[BeTrue]

Fight Club: "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

[Dark Knight23]

From Casino Royale

"People are going to know you died scratching my balls."

Something along those lines. That line was priceless.

[Lexgirl33]

that line was great

[pierreismylove]

From Zoolander:

Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

[Chlarkerlover]

from Girl Interrupted:

Susanna: Crazy isn't broken, damaged, crazy is you and me.......amplified.

Girl: It's not fair! 73 is the perfect waight!*falls to the floor*
Instructer: You can't be a tree on the ground now can you?
Girl: I'm a f*cking shrub, okay?

[k18]

From the Blades of Glory trailer:

Jimmy: So coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.

Chazz: We're going to skate to one song and one song only
(singing) I'm going to get you, get you drunk. Get you drunk on my lady hump. My hump, my hump, my lovely lady hump

Jimmy: I don't even know what that means.

Chazz: No one knows what it means. But it's provocative.

Jimmy: No it's not...

Chazz: It gets the people going!

[Dark Knight23]

lol that line was funny

[Chlarkerlover]

Spoilers for Ghost Rider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Highlight]










*in jail house scene, he makes all the other inmates blow off him, and changes into Ghost Rider, and a kid shakes in the corner*
Ghost Rider: *points finger to kid* You.
Kid:*scared out of wits*
Ghost Rider: *seems to think about it* Your inoccent.
*Ghost Rider leaves by melting the bars of the jail*
Kid:.....*faints*

[krypto's_keeper]

I think this is good, it's from Batman Begins:

Guy: "I-I don't know where the other drugs were going! I swear to God!"
Batman: "SWEAR TO ME!!!!!"


Can't you see Batman doing that?

[Muse25]

My favorite line is from Return of the Jedi when they're about to die in the Sarlaac Pit:

Han: My eyes are getting better. I can see. Everything's brighter.

Luke: There's not much to see. I use to live here you know?
Han: *looking at Luke* You're going to die here, you know?

[RedKalEL]

Bennit: I'm not going to shoot you in between the eyes john. I'm going to shot you in the balls!

(Matrix throws a steamed pipe and imaples bennit)

Matrix: Let off some steam bennit

-Commando

(Nod makes a mess in the daily planet and smashes Perry's door open. Lex comes behind)

Lex: When we'll these dummies learn to use a doorknob

-superman II

Doc: Damn.......Damn......Damn Damn
-Back to the future

Joker:....I would laugh if it weren't so pathetic. Ah what the heck I'll laugh any HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Batman Beyond: Return of the joker

Legolas: The sun is red, blood has been spilled on this night
-LOTR: The Two Towers

Theoden: And Rohan will answer, MASTER THE ROHIRUM! You have three days to gather men. On the thrid we ride to gondor and to war.
-LOTR: Return of the king

Randal Graves: Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: Oh ********. My grandmother used to call me a 'porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves: No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE ****, MAN?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: No it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "nigger knife."
[Dante stares in horror]
Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: YOU THINK?
-Clerks 2

Randal: People say crazy **** during sex one time I called this girl mom.
-clerks