Favorite Supernatural Quotes

[charmedgirl999]

(Hook Man)
Dean:Think we'll get to see a naked pillow fight? Naw...
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Dean: Saved your ass! Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I’m Matlock.
Sam: But how?
Dean: Told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shot gun?
Dean: I said you were hunting ghosts and that spirits are repelled by rock salt. Ya know typical hell week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well you do look like a dumbass pledge.
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(Shadow)
Dean: Why don't you give her one of those strip-o-grams that you do.
Sam: Bite me.
Dean: Oh no, bite her. But don't leave any teeth marks or nothing.
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(Asylum)
Dean: Hey Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: Who do you think is the hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?
Sam: Shut up.

[Tom's Chick]

[allison89]

From the benders:

Sam: So you got sidelined by a 13-year old girl?
Dean: Shut up.
Sam: I'm just saying, getting a little rusty there aren't you, kiddo?

Dean: Demons I get, but people are crazy!

[Chlark828]

Okay there are just way too many to choose from! But, I picked the ones that I could think of off the top of my head. Notice how Dean gets all the great lines.

Sam: When I told dad that I was afraid of the thing in the closet, he gave me a 45!
Dean: Well What was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine!

I don't know why, but when I heard this I died laughing.

I also LOVED this one..

Dean: I hope your apple pie is frickin' worth it!

Alsoooo

Dean: I'm Agent Mike and this is Agent Sulley.

^^I loved that

There are so many to choose from but another one of my favorites is...

(After Sam snaps out of being brainwashed to kill Dean)
Dean: You're not gonna try and kill me are you?
Sam: No.
Dean: Good, 'cuz that would be awkward.
And last oneeee which also had me rolling.

Dean: Dude, you fugly.

[RedPhoenix23]

My favorite Supernatural quote is definately from the newest ep thus far Hell House:

Dean "Who 'ya gonna call?!"

[Dannyblue1]

"Sweet Lord...Of the Rings."

I think that might sneak into my every day conversations.

[Tom's Chick]

i loved when they walked into the creepy house and as deans taking pic of the symbols he's rambling on about their meanings and stuff and dean say something like, "No wonder you never get laid"

the guy from the website: this right here, this is our ticket to the big time: fame, money, sex....with girls

[RedPhoenix23]

LOL, as aposed to sex with....what? Sheep?

[SVfan26]

Originally posted by Tom's Chick
this right here, this is our ticket to the big time: fame, money, sex....with girls

Funniest. Line. Ever. And the "sex....... with girls" part set it off.

And then the next funniest was the whole;

Bearded Dude: "Remember, WWBD? What Would Buffy Do?"
Timid Dude: "Right, what would Buffy do. ... But, she's stronger than me! "

[Tom's Chick]

yeah.....those to had me dying of laughter.....I don't feel like qouting the whole scene but when sam and dean run into those 2 web guys in the house and he hands them their cards and they act all professionall and sam and dean just go w/ it...omg that was hilarious!!

[Chlark828]

omg i totally agree...that was the best scene in the entire episode! sam is just sitting there trying not to die laughing and dean is behind them shaking his head...i was dyingg! (my brother thought i was crazy)

I loved the scene when they were in the restaurant and sam glued dean's hand to the beer bottle and dean goes, "you didn't." all extra serious and sam just laughs hysterically.

alsooo i loved the part when sam was getting annoyed with dean pulling the string to that thing that laughed a lot...

[SVfan26]

[from Something Wicked];

As the brothers sit and wait for the shtriga to come for the "bait" kid, quietly talk in the next room...

Sam (paraphrasing): Listen, Dean -- I know I've given you a pretty hard time about always "following orders" from Dad, but now... I understand why you do it.

Dean: (sensing another "softy moment" coming) Ohh God. Kill me now.

Sam: (smiles)

[Tom's Chick]

I love when Dean kills the touching moments with phrases like that!

[RedPhoenix23]

I love that too! My favorite one is from the pilot when puts his hand up and says "No chick flick moments."

[Tom's Chick]

I didn't even remember that!