Clark you ****ing suck you fat wuss! Go and ****ing ask lana for some fun time! God.. you ****ing *******!
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hahaha you guys are hilarious!!
All this talking about Pie is making me fat!
**** Here's mine*****
In the kitchen
Clark: God, this PIE IS SO YUMMY!
Lois: Yeahhh! mmmm I AGREE COMPLETELY!...
Clark: I love cherry pie! mmmmm...
Martha comes in the house...
Martha: CLARK! LOIS! (surpriced)
Clark and Lois: Mom! Mrs Kent! (red faces for getting caught eating the pie)
Martha: Clark make sure of eat all the Pie of Lois breasts before she puts her shirt or is going to leave a stink. Goodnight Children!Comment
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" Clark we are not really related and my Husband been dead for a while... you know what that means"
She pulled out the whip creme and a Kryptonite handcuffsComment
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"Jonathan,I'm divorcing you and getting with Lionel.You never satisfied me anyway."
"Honesty isn't the best policy Clark."
"Seriously Clark?! How many more times do I have to see you brood over that Lana chick?"
"Oops,I just farted.Everyone clear the room."Last edited by Elacey; 12-28-2009, 12:14 AM.Comment
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