Let's Play "What's Jonathan Doing?"

[noblue4u]

C)

After plowing a good few hours, he...

a.) ...rides his spectral tractor over to the Stop'n'Shop.
b.) ...wonders if he should have gone towards the light after all.
c.) ...hears an otherworldly voice telling him that if he plows it, "they will come," and wonders if God is a pervert or has something serious in mind.

[Ilovebeinglost]

Turning over in his grave at the news that his pathetic son is not only still in Smallville but that Lana is back and living on the farm.

[berniepooh]

Originally posted by noblue4u
C)

After plowing a good few hours, he...

a.) ...rides his spectral tractor over to the Stop'n'Shop.
b.) ...wonders if he should have gone towards the light after all.
c.) ...hears an otherworldly voice telling him that if he plows it, "they will come," and wonders if God is a pervert or has something serious in mind.

A.)

Upon arriving at the Stop'n'Shop Jonathan discovers there are no parking spaces large enough for a tractor. He gets so bumbed he

A.) smashes mailboxes all the way home

B.) drives the tractor right over a smart car and laughs like Renfield (he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he)

c.) parks in the fire lane and goes shopping anyway

[noblue4u]

C.)

After spending over an hour trying to get the clerks' attention, he...

A.) ...decided to file suit against Stop'n'Shop for discriminating against ghostly-Americans.

B.) ...enjoys the situation by running around the store with his pants around his ankles. "Lookit me! You CAN'T! Ha ha ha!"

C.) ...takes another route by nearly killing one of the clerks and then sends him a ghostly warning/message. "I'm so terribly proud, Dante. Proud that I died to keep your secret... And because I did, could you ring this all up? I'm double-parked."

[superkgirl]

B.

After getting bored of that he decides to......

A. Go and try to make Lionol Luthor scream like a girl
B. Watch the seasons of Smallville that he isn't in
C. Watch Martha bake pie

[shakasrepresent]

B.

After watching that, he gets really depressed cuz he sees how much the show started to suck after his death, and to cheer up he decides to:

A. Start a pinpin’ bussiness with Lois Cloe and Lana as his Ho’s.
B. Try to get lucky with Kara.
C. Se how much letters of the alphabet he can burp at once.

[olivermask]

C

After Burping since A to J he...

a) Remembers J is the letter his name starts with so he tryes to burp his name and later all Smallville characters name.

b) Decides to take the legions ring to go back in time and stop his own death.

c) Goes to the Smallville set in an altern reality and Hi fives Al Cough & Miles Milar.

[CloisShipper]

B after stopping his own death he...

A) Kills Lex Luthor

B) Goes to Los vegas

C) Slips Clark some red K

[Pretty Poison]

b.

When Johnathan gets to Vegas, he:

A. Becomes a dancing girl
B. takes advantage of the buffets
C. Clucks at all the 'city folk' he thought only existed on the "tay-vay"

[supercollector]

According to one of the Smallville producers Jonathan's diatribes to Clark were by design. This is what made him "the blue boy scout".