Things that Chloe Sullivan would NEVER say!

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All so hilarious!

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Originally posted by Hopefulsuicide
[B]Chloe: i wanna grow up to be just like my mum

LOOOOOOOOL

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Clark: Chloe, will you go out with me?

Chloe: if you beg

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Continued...

Chloe: If you beg on your knees without your shirt on.

I would ask that too LOL

Rapping

Traffic, Traffic
Looking for my chapstick
Feelin kinda car sick
There's a Ford Maverick


Don't be hatin'!!!

If only...

"I love Rock N' Roll, put another dime in the butt crack baby!"

"Don't worry, Clark. Your secret's safe with me -- and soon, with Perry White, the editor of the Metropolis Inquisitor, GCTV's anchor desk, CNN, BBC, and every freelance journalist on my speed dial. C'mon, it's the story of my career!"

It sounds like her alright.... The look on Clark's face.. PRICELESS!

Chloe: Lex, stop trying to hide your suppressed feelings for me behind a veneer of contempt and subterfuge. You've got the serious hots for me since 2002: for cryin' out loud, just say so!

(Shower scene in Tomb)

Chloe: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! (claps hands) If you you're happy and you know it clap your hands! (claps hands) If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

Chloe: From this day forward, I declare myself a nudist!

Clark:

Lex:

Lana:

(Before Episode 100)

Chloe: You know, Clark, I can't wait until my name is Chloe Kent.

Clark: Yeah, our wedding day will be beautiful.

Chloe: No I was talking about me and your dad.

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Chloe: "Clark Kent, superhero? I think not. He's just a farmboy from Kansas."

OMG!

Things you would never hear Chloe say:

Chloe(at DP): Um, I don't think it's good enough for the front page.

Chloe(at DP): I couldn't possibly move out of the basement, I'd miss doing the obits.

Chloe: Clark, how many times do I have to tell you, you can't use the DP resources for your own personal agenda.

Chloe: No Clark, I'm not helping you today, you've used up your allotment of favors.

Chloe: No Clark, I think you becoming a reporter is just all wrong for you. Have you thought about owning a demolition firm? You wouldn't need any other employees.

OMG! BEST ONE EVER!

"I slept with every member of the JL." LOL

I always knew she was fishy.....