Things that Chloe Sullivan would NEVER say!

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I stumbled into Lana's room one night, while she was naked and..and....I loved every second of it."

"Clark. Kiss my booty. Pleeeasssseeee."

"Clark and Lex. Double your pleasure, double your fun."

[Aloof]

OMG, too funny!

"Booty call!"

"Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot..."

"Snoop Dogg is my idol, yo!"

"Lex can kiss me whenever he likes."

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Clark Kent, isn't the only one lusting over Lana Lang."

"Alicia had a cute butt."

"My theme song is "Naughty Girl." I know how to get my Beyonce going."

"Lionel knows how to please me."

[Aloof]

"Lionel is my boy toy."

"Where does this go?"

"New Year's Eve party redux..."

"Arrrrr! I'm a pirate!"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Clark Kent, why won't you listen to me? (Okay, removes her top and flashes Clark.) Now, what do you think?"

"Dash of this, dash of that, a little of Clark with Chloe on top."

[Aloof]

"A little bit of this and a little bit of that..."

"You're in BIG trouble, mister!"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"In time, I will be able to rule the world with the single shake of my booty!"

"Clark, we're done. Lex, you up for it, now?"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Oh Lana, can I take all the pink off of you and ravish you with kisses?"

"The name is Chloe "Spank Me" Sullivan. Is that understood?"

"Who wants to watch me shake my booty?"

"One shot and I'm confessing my love to Lex Luthor. That's so wrong."

"Lana that's a nice bra. Take it off."

"I'm a Slave 4 U." Dances like Britney Spears.

"Kiss my cheeks, slave."

"Scream my name until I can't enough of it!"

"What's the one thing that I find attractive on a woman? Do you even have to guess."

"Lana "Lick Me" Lang is my girl!"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Oh, Lana that feels so good. Can you give me another back massage."

"I love Lionel Luthor!"

"Chloe Sullivan, bad girl."

[MeLoveYouLongTime]

"My theme song is "Naughty Girl." I know how to get my Beyonce going."

I may have to use that one!

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"My body is bootyilicious for you, babe."

[Lex's Love]

"One shot and I'm confessing my love to Lex Luthor. That's so wrong."

LMAO!

"I'm moving in with Lex."

"Clark you are so yesterday!"

"Clark why can't you be more like Lex?"

"I want a real man, not a little boy. Sorry Clark, you just don't do it for me."

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Avril Lavringe is my role model."

"Lionel Luthor taught me how to seduce Clark Kent."

"Lex and I meet nightly in his study and have some close encounters."

[President_Luthor]

"Yeah, I used those Daily Planet columns in my reporting portfolio -- including the ones I did while in the employ of Lionel Luthor as his Smallville mole. That a problem? Sorry, my 'give a damn' is busted "

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Go Lana, Go Lana, it's your birthday. It's your birthday!"

"Clark, I can't seem to find my belt buckle. Can you find it for me?"

"Lex or Clark? I think bad girl Chloe needs her some Lex Luthor. Mmmmm."