Things Lana Lang would never say!

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I'm Lana from the Block." (A bit dated I know but I love my Lana.)

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"Run Forest Run!"

[Lex n' Lana]

"I am a dirty lil ho, and if ya mess with me, I will bust a cap in ya ass"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Lana Lang, Double Agent."

[Lex n' Lana]

"I want Lex to ride me til the sun comes up"

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"Clark I just bought some lingerie but I think it reveals too much can I model it for you?"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Are these pants to small, Lex? Because my cheeks are peeking out."

[Lex n' Lana]

"hey Clark would you like to join me in a warm bath"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I have a new favorite toy."

"Mrs. Kent, how do I look?"

"I need a shower. Can I use yours Clark?"

"Mrs. Kent, nice thong."

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"Clark do you want to experiment with me & Chloe?"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I need to show you something Mrs. Kent."

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"Clark & Lex do you want to come underwear shopping with me andChloe only you won't need to buy anything you'll just need to tell us what you think"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"Anybody want to spank me?"

"Nell and you did what Mrs. Kent?"

"The Lang is back and she wants some Sullivan."

[TMLS' BROTHER]

Nell and you did what Mrs. Kent too funny

"Pete come back home I want you bad!"

[LexLuthorMetropolis]

"I have a clone? I thought that was only an issue for Spider-man."

"The Ghostbusters make weekly visits to Smallville and they always check my panty drawer."