Things Lex Luthor Would Never Say

[lexluthorgirl]

We have a thread of Lex's best quotes, a thread for his wisdom, so I was thinking why not a thread of what Lex would never be caught dead saying!!!!

Could be fun--
Could be hilarious--
Could totally suck and just die in the thread graveyard!

You could post them as a single quote Lex would never say, or it could run like a conversation of things Lex would never say.

So here's a few samples:

LEX WOULD NEVER SAY...

"Trust me clark, our friendship is gonna totally suck!"

or ...

"Do you think this shade of pink looks good on me?"

or even...

"Clark, do I have a booger hanging out of my nose? "

[mario masta]

"I love you Clark!"

...at least, I hope not...

[lexluthorgirl]

GOOD ONE!

"Clark, Want to play twister?"

[mario masta]

"Sorry Clark, I can't let you borrow $200, since I donated all my money to charity."

[lexluthorgirl]

"Dad, Could you give me a foot massage? "

[mario masta]

"Dad, can I borrow your shampoo?

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"I really hope I go to prison for the showers "

[lexluthorgirl]

"No, I want Hamburger Helper for dinner tonight!"

[mario masta]

Funny stuff you guys.

Lionel: Scotch Lex?

Lex: No thanks, water will do.

[TMLS' BROTHER]

*sings* "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (Entire song) {LEX would never }

[lexluthorgirl]

FUNNY!

Clark, Let's have a campout and weinie roast on the farm! "

[Lex n' Lana]

OK lex would never say....

"hey woobie Club, I "dont" want all of you to spend the night in my giant billionaire bed" of course he does

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"You know I think my hair pulgs don't work"

[Lex n' Lana]

haha plugs too funny

he calls LLG on the Cell phone

"hey baby, I "don't" want to play footsy in the limo after work today" sure he does

[lexluthorgirl]

LnL- Thanks for smuttin' up the thread

POOR WOOBIE! Hair plugs! LOL



Do you think these stillettos go with this suit? (MR would say it )