That's a funny one VB, I think I've seen that episode and it's a very good one (like many are on The Simpsons).
While many dialogues from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are memorable. This one I always find very funny, mainly because I'm also a fan of Dungeons & Dragons:
DINING ROOM AT BUFFY'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Giles and Xander are looking intently at a map that's laid out on the table.
GILES
I'm—I'm—I'm all turned around. You're here?
XANDER
By the pillar, yeah. I'm protecting this area.
GILES
That puts me over by the door. Demons around the perimeter— Right! I open the door.
Pan over to show Andrew is also at the table, but he's wearing a red hooded cloak.
ANDREW
(reading from a book) You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.
GILES
Oh, bugger it. Fight. (rolls dice, sips wine)
ANDREW
Adios to 5 hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you.
GILES
Well, wait a minute. What about my... (puts on glasses) bag of illusions?
ANDREW
(scoffs) Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly british man. (Giles sips his wine again)
AMANDA
I invoke a time flux on Trogdor.
ANDREW
(looks at Amanda) Step down, girlfriend, you can't just—
AMANDA
Ninth level sorcerer, and I carry the emerald chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it. (writes something down)
XANDER
Smackdown on Red Riding Hood. This could get ugly.
GILES
Could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highly respected watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. I just wish I could sleep.
Hmm, reading it is less fun than seeing it on the show.
While many dialogues from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are memorable. This one I always find very funny, mainly because I'm also a fan of Dungeons & Dragons:
DINING ROOM AT BUFFY'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Giles and Xander are looking intently at a map that's laid out on the table.
GILES
I'm—I'm—I'm all turned around. You're here?
XANDER
By the pillar, yeah. I'm protecting this area.
GILES
That puts me over by the door. Demons around the perimeter— Right! I open the door.
Pan over to show Andrew is also at the table, but he's wearing a red hooded cloak.
ANDREW
(reading from a book) You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.
GILES
Oh, bugger it. Fight. (rolls dice, sips wine)
ANDREW
Adios to 5 hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you.
GILES
Well, wait a minute. What about my... (puts on glasses) bag of illusions?
ANDREW
(scoffs) Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly british man. (Giles sips his wine again)
AMANDA
I invoke a time flux on Trogdor.
ANDREW
(looks at Amanda) Step down, girlfriend, you can't just—
AMANDA
Ninth level sorcerer, and I carry the emerald chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it. (writes something down)
XANDER
Smackdown on Red Riding Hood. This could get ugly.
GILES
Could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highly respected watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. I just wish I could sleep.
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