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George: Kramer, why'd you invite me out to dinner? And why to Pomodoro's? Isn't this where everyone breaks up?
Kramer: Listen, George, I spoke to Allison and she wanted me to talk to you.
George: Oh no.
Kramer: Now we both know this relationship isn't working. So Allison and I think the best thing to do is just make a clean break.
George: Can't we discuss this?
Kramer: We just don't think you're ready for a serious relationship.
George: I didn't know you wanted to GET serious.
Kramer: So what am I in this for? You know, I'm getting to a point in my life where I need more than just... *whispers* a good time.
George: Are you?
Kramer: What me? No, no. But she is.
George: Kramer... please.
Kramer: (yelps, gets up) I'm sorry!
George, his father, and Jerry are crowded around George's father car, which is wrecked.
Jerry: You know, most of these scratches will buff right out.
Jerry: Calm down, Kramer, I'll pick you up. Where are you?
Kramer: Uh... I'm at first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
Jerry opens the door to find George in a wheelchair.
Jerry: What happened? Did you mug Steven Hawkings?
Elaine: [making a toast] Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
George Costanza: I gotta call Elaine.
Jerry: She's out.
George Costanza: Oh, yeah. The blind date.
Jerry: They call it a setup, now. I guess the blind people don't like being associated with all those losers.
George Costanza: You've got to apologize.
Jerry: Why?
George Costanza: Because its the mature and adult thing to do.
Jerry: How does that affect me?
BUFFY: Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I'll always love you. But this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles I... I figured it out. And I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn. The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
Oh my God, I cry everytime I read the quote or watch the episode!
I love that quote. Actually, someone asks him what his parents were like, and he says,
"My parents were great! Tasted like chicken."
Also, from another episode.
Faith: "You talked to your mother with that mouth?"
Angelus: "No. But I ate her with it."
And some more
Angel: "I 'm not cheap, I'm just old."
Wes: "Gunn. We don't know that he's a zombie, and besides the flesh eating is a myth. Zombies merely mangle, mutilate and occasionally wear human flesh. So there is no reason to be frightened..."
Angel (trying to be sweet after Cordy's feelings were hurt): "Do you want me to rip that guy's head of for you? Because, you know, I can. I can actually just rip his head right off his body. I can do that."
You know, a lot of the humor on Angel is kinda dark. Still, I like it.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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