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  • #61
    A, BESSY!!!

    While Jonathan and Martha were eating, Clark was thinking...

    A: "Damn, bessy tastes good."

    B: "I wonder what Shelby would taste like..."

    C: "Chloe has a nice caboose."

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    • #62
      I choose ABC all are funny

      After enjoying the beef and looking for shelby along with admiring chloe's butt, clark....

      A. shot some other type of beam out of his body

      B. wanted to check out lois taking a shower, "hey smallville, you peeking at me'

      C. got drunk and slept with shelby in the fortress of solitude

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      • #63
        B, Peeping Clark.

        While Shelby was chasing his tail, Clark was....

        A: Chasing Shelby's tail as well

        B: Having another daydream about Lois.

        C: Accidentally running through the barn's wall, leaving a Clark-shaped hole in it.

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        • #64
          C...

          after he left the image of himself, Clark..

          A. used his x-ray vision to peep in on lana and chloe involved in a naked pillow fight.

          B. got caught by lois peeping, "hey smallville, take a picture it would last longer" *dirty clark*

          C. tossed lana thru the barn wall making an image of her next to his, "well everyone said they should be together"

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          • #65
            C.

            After Lana flew through the barn Clark

            A. Went into supersonic speed to catch on the other side.

            B. Said, "Ehh, let the floor break her fall."

            C. Run at supersonic speed and picked up Chloe before rushing back to have a good laugh at Lana on the floor.

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            • #66
              A.

              While Lana was staring at her silhoette(spl?) in the barn wall, Clark was...

              A.) playing the drums on Lex's stomach

              B.) pretending to be Cinderella, and going up to people saying " I want to go to the ball too!"

              C.) eating a cookie in the Talon... naked

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              • #67
                C...

                As he ate the cookie naked, Clark...

                A. got scared because lana was dressed like the cookie monster and attacked him

                B. dropped the cookie and cried to lana for another one

                C. used his heat vision to warm it up, "mmm love hot chocolate chips"

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                • #68
                  ^^ that guy needs help along with getting BANNED.. anyhow,,, As Jason falls off the cliff in the finale epp of season 4 Clark is...
                  A. Laughing about the time where he told CHloe "THe Crown is mine B@*%h
                  B. THinking of ways to decorate the Fortress of Solituede (Hilary Duff Posters, or Ludacriss posters..pimpin all over the world
                  C. Trying to figure out How in the world Lana bought those new outfits woking at the Talon on minimum wage???

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                  • #69
                    C.......decisions, decisions!
                    While Lana was being attacked in the shower in Pariah, Clark is
                    A. Adding a piece of Lana's hair to his Lana shrine
                    B. At the club Atlantis dancing like he did in Spell
                    C. Playing Strip Poker with Lex

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                    • #70
                      'well it seems alot of people can use some help" anyway...

                      C...

                      as they played strip poker, Clark...

                      A. cheated with the X-ray vision and had Lex stripped down to his boxers in 5 minutes

                      B. and lex both got naked in the hot tub and played batteships yet again

                      C. asked lana, chloe, and Lois to join in the game

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                      • #71
                        B.

                        While playing battleships with Lex in the hot tub...

                        A. Clark made his battleship attack Lex's

                        B. Clark told Lex to call Lana and join in with the fun (Lex and Clark do both like Lana)

                        C. Clark uses his X-Ray vision to make the water so hot that Lex had to get out for all to see.

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                        • #72
                          D...all of the above all 3 are funny
                          but he would use the "heat vision" to warm the water

                          as lex jumped out of the scalding water after his battleship was sunked, Clark...

                          A. Laughed as lex ran off covering his smoking package

                          B. and Lana decided to put the jacuzzi to good use

                          C. Said "well here is an old adage for you Lex, A man is measured by the size of his, nevermind, get that thing on some ice"

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                          • #73
                            D all

                            As Lex put the frank and beans on ice, Clark...

                            A. showed Lana his battleship and more

                            B. superspeeded home to get some strawberries to feed her

                            C. got caught naked at the fridge by Martha "wth Clark?!"

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                            • #74
                              C.

                              Then He...

                              A. Let Martha have her way with him.

                              B. Rubbed the strawberries all over himself then went back to Lex's place.

                              C. Proceeded to do a dance number B5'S U Got Me.

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                              • #75
                                C...

                                whilst showing Lana his mighty battleship, Clark....

                                A. wanted to fire a missile at her lil destroyer

                                B. was embarassed as the guns would not fire oopsy

                                C. was awe struck at her naughty gaze towards him

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