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    A) fejsbock(facebook). Swedish languish and now? He has to be watching baywatch... Ore dreaming about saving wrong people

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    • A
      After Baywatch Clark..

      A. Ironed his red jacket
      B. Practiced kissing in the mirror
      C. Practiced running in slow motion in the cornfield

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      • Practiced kissing in the mirror

        A. So he could kiss better than Lex
        B. To kiss Lana to death
        C. To make Lois' fingers tingle again
        D. To propose to Olliver later and be Mrs Green Arrow

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        • D.

          Sorry couldn't resist!!

          After becoming Mrs. Oliver Green, Clark

          A. got rid of the pink kryptonite and annulled the marriage.
          B. lived happily ever after with his sweetheart
          C. got a Sex Change Operation
          D. cheated on Ollie with Lois

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          • D.

            Ollie caught Clark and Lois in bed and Clark said he could explain. Ollie said:

            A. Clark! *eyes watered* on our honeymoon sheets?!
            B. Oh my god! I can't believe in what I'm seeing! You have any idea of how long it took me to make the bed?! You insensitive bastard!
            C. At LEAST you could invite me! Move over!
            D. No need to explain. I was just picking my handcuffs...oh...you can keep them...

            (So many great options right?)

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            • C.

              Now they were all together in one bed. What did they do?

              A. They watched Lovestory on DvD and sobbed at eachother's shoulder.

              B. They had a pillowfight to the death

              C. They made a pyjama Party and invited Chloe and Lana also to come

              D. They were drinking beer and smoking weed!

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              • B.

                Clark and Lois decided to attack Ollie together. What happened?

                A. Being a pillow fight to death Ollie died and Clark and Lois sang "We are the champions!"
                B. Ollie called Blahna Kung Fu and there was an epic fight between couples.
                C. Ollie ran away naked to the middle of the street. ()
                D. Lois and Clark were defeated to death by a red k. Ollie.

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                • B.

                  After the fight the four of them were

                  A. Playing Strip Poker on the roof

                  B. Drinking beer and smoking weed!

                  C. Imprisoned for making so much noise so late at night

                  D. Interrupted by Doomsday who was pissed he wasn't invited!

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                  • D.

                    After that Doomsday got angry and tried to kill them. What happened next?

                    A. They bought Doomsday a lollipop and he fell asleep.
                    B. They ran to a tree and Doomsday started to sing :"Ollie, Lana, Clark and Lois in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" ()
                    C. They said that were sorry. Doomsday hugged them and killed them with his spikes.
                    D. Doomsday sworn that he NEVER would buy them lollipops AGAIN! (lol)

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                    • What is Clark doing? Who knows maybe he isn't the real Clark!!!:

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                      • Ck...

                        Itīs hard for CK to fit in and still save the world...
                        He was send to earth to save it from exploding like krypton.
                        He can never really live the life if he could choose him self...
                        Itīs really hard to play a god...

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                        • Originally posted by KryptoInDaHouse
                          D.

                          After that Doomsday got angry and tried to kill them. What happened next?

                          A. They bought Doomsday a lollipop and he fell asleep.
                          B. They ran to a tree and Doomsday started to sing :"Ollie, Lana, Clark and Lois in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" ()
                          C. They said that were sorry. Doomsday hugged them and killed them with his spikes.
                          D. Doomsday sworn that he NEVER would buy them lollipops AGAIN! (lol)
                          A. B/c lollipops make everything better!

                          While Doomsday was asleep, Ollie, Clark, Lana, and Lois

                          A. Called Domino's
                          B. Began a live poke war
                          C. Pulled out all the seasons of Smallville, then watched them and laughed at each other
                          D. Got some Sharpies and decided to have some fun while Doomsday was asleep........

                          Sorry these are really bad!

                          ~H

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                          • C.

                            After that:

                            A. They played strip poker
                            B. There was a battle to death between Lois and Lana being Clark the prize ()
                            C. Lois suggested: "We all murder Lana!"
                            D. They said goodbye but sneaky Clark went to watch the NEW season of Smallville online (haha!)

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                            • A.

                              After a game of strip poker what did Clark do next

                              A. Post the video on youtube
                              B. Ran through the halls of Smallville High naked
                              C. Watched Lois and Lana mud wrestle
                              D. Cloned a billion of Clarks (so all women and some men in the world could have a piece of him).

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                              • a:

                                After Clark posted the video:

                                a. Lionel came across it and flagged it for spam
                                b. made himself a sammich
                                c. played farmville on facebook

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