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  • #46
    Clark: On my planet, Lex, baldness was a sign of interstellar verility.... oops. Did I say my planet? Ummmm.

    Jonathan: Conquer ME, son! Conquer me!

    Martha: I'm burning my bra and joining a lesbian commune.

    Chloe: Lionel, did I ever tell you you're my hero?

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    • #47
      69. Clark: Chloe, will you be my first?
      70. Lex: No more underhanded schemes for me I'm going to become a computer game tester.
      71. Lois: Smallville High isn't so bad.
      72. Pete: I've got something important to say.
      73. Lana: Oh it's not all about me.
      74. Chloe: Screw the Torch I am going to Hollywood to become an actress.

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      • #48
        75.Lex and Lionel:"Go Team Luthor!"

        -cs™

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        • #49
          76- Anyone to Pete: This town wouldn't be this lame -I mean the same without you.

          77- Jonathan: Hey Lionel you wanna go out and grab a beer or something?
          Last edited by Mutro©; 02-24-2005, 03:45 AM.

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          • #50
            *prior to season 4*

            Lana: Why am I always wearing friggin' PINK! I hate PINK!

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            • #51
              Lex: There you go, dad, here's my company. I'm quitting. I'm going to become a farmer now.

              Jonathan: Lex, you're the son I never had! I wanna adopt you!

              Lionel: I'm selling LuthorCorp. and joining the US Alpine Ski Team

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              • #52
                Lana: Clark, Im pregnant with your alien child.
                Clark: Guess this mean I cant be Superman, huh?

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Gwen Sullivan
                  Lex: There you go, dad, here's my company. I'm quitting. I'm going to become a farmer now.

                  Jonathan: Lex, you're the son I never had! I wanna adopt you!

                  Lionel: I'm selling LuthorCorp. and joining the US Alpine Ski Team


                  You crack me up!

                  *or should I say...lmaopiuapioa...

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                  • #54
                    Lana: You can be my Superman.
                    Clark: Yeah. Thats not exactly what I had in mind.

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                    • #55
                      thank you so much i need to be heard *lol*

                      EDIT: not *lol*, of course I mean *lmaopiuapioa*

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                      • #56
                        Lana: Forget about me, let's talk about you!

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                        • #57
                          Clark: (sees meteor rock) Ooh, pretty. I want to touch it...
                          Lionel: Possesing people is FUNNNN...Who's next? How about Lana? She's SO much cooler than I am.

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                          • #58
                            87- Jonathan: Hey, Ethan, I forgive you and I'll ask Lex to make his lawyers get you out of jail.

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                            • #59
                              Clark: I miss Alicia.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by MBCorp
                                Clark: I miss Alicia.
                                Too bad that's one we should hear, but never will...

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