Lines you will never hear on Smallville

[Daddylion]

Following your post

Clark: Really daddy? *glomps Lex who falls to the floor under the weight of an enthusiatic alien*

Lex: No Clark, was practicing for the starwars fanfilm me and my SWfan freidns are making. I'm gonna be Darthvader. Isn't that awesome!

[KryptonianIdiot]

Clark: Leggo my Eggo b****.

[arob21]

Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie
These are kind of dumb:

- Clark, watching Tru Calling: OMG! Mom! Dad! It's Tina Greer!

- Clark, still watching Tru Calling: Is that Harry? He's young again!!

- Clark, watching the canadian show "The Collector": I didn't know Lois did TV....

- Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!

- Clark, watching Dukes of Hazard: Hmm... that guy sure looks like my dad...

- Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?

- Clark, watching Home Improvement: Since when do meteor freaks get into show business?!

- Clark, watching Cheaper by the dozen: . . . . . . . . I'm scared.

-Clark watching Freddy vs Jason: Wow Sara Conroy sure has some nice breast.

Funny cause I seen the movie before I seen slumber but it wasn't until I seen FVJ again that I realized who it was.

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie
Jason : Uh-oh.. Lost the transference stone...
Genevieve : * I wonder what it would be like to be in the body of a young man... a very handsome young man... *
Jason : Oh! There it is! Hey, mom, could you hand me back the stone?
Genevieve : With pleasure....
*!!!!! switch !!!!!*
Jason : Now that's more like it. HAHahah! Look at the old wrinkly lady!
Genevieve : Laugh all you want, mom. I've got all the money.
Jason : ..... crap.

[TomFan#1]

Lana Lang- Clark, I hate you. You should go in your little corner and die.

[KryptonianIdiot]

Originally posted by arob21
-Clark watching Freddy vs Jason: Wow Sara Conroy sure has some nice breast.

Funny cause I seen the movie before I seen slumber but it wasn't until I seen FVJ again that I realized who it was.

Who's Sara Conroy?

[LoVe_lOvE]

Clark-Damn Lois, you're hot! Do you want to thake a piece of this pie?

[sweetiepieeyed]

Originally posted by LoVe_lOvE
Clark-Damn Lois, you're hot! Do you want to thake a piece of this pie?

Lois- maybe what flavour is your pie?

[joseph5]

Originally posted by KryptonianIdiot
Who's Sara Conroy?

Sleeping freak from Slumber.

[LoVe_lOvE]

Originally posted by sweetiepieeyed
Lois- maybe what flavour is your pie?

Banana

[sweetiepieeyed]

Originally posted by LoVe_lOvE
Banana

Lex- you told me it was cherry

[loistickyfingerz]

Lana: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Clark: Me too, but I'm glad you said it first. I don't think it's gonna work between us Lana.

Lana: What? I was talking about the line to buy tickets for the new Star Wars movie!

Clark: Ooops...

[KryptonianIdiot]

Johnathan: You destroyed half a city block!

Red K Clark: That block was already messed up!

[Muse25]

Lana: You have to many secrets and lies! I want to know the truth!

Jason: Fine! I hate you!
Lana: Oh...I...um didn't mean that truth.
Jason: You didn't? Oh my bad.

[neilmajithia]

lol in a variation of the last one,
lana: jason, stop lying to me!
jason: ok lana, i actually didnt like that pink this you wore yesterday, or the day before, or before that.....