Jason(to Clark and Lex): You want me to put WHAT in sourcream????
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- Lex, clutching one of the stones firmly against his heart:
It's mine.. My own... My preeeccciouuuuusssss......
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- Lex, looking at Clark: You're supposed to be 18?!
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- Clark: Hey, Lex! Remember when my dad burped in your face back when he was affected by the Nicodemus? I caught it on tape! Want to watch it with me?
Lex: That really hurt me, Clark...
Clark: Yeah, I know. It cracks me up everytime.
Lex: He told me he hated me right to my face...
Clark: We have popcorn.
Lex: But-------Make it extra buttery.Comment
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FotW1bored) So you want to stalk Lana?
FotW2: No. I want to stalk someone who is INTELIGENT as well as pretty.
Fotw1: Chloe, then?
FotW2: YAY CHLOEComment
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These are kind of dumb:
- Clark, watching Tru Calling: OMG! Mom! Dad! It's Tina Greer!
- Clark, still watching Tru Calling: Is that Harry? He's young again!!
- Clark, watching the canadian show "The Collector": I didn't know Lois did TV....
- Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!
- Clark, watching Dukes of Hazard: Hmm... that guy sure looks like my dad...
- Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?
- Clark, watching Home Improvement: Since when do meteor freaks get into show business?!
- Clark, watching Cheaper by the dozen: . . . . . . . . I'm scared.Comment
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Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie
These are kind of dumb:
- Clark, watching Tru Calling: OMG! Mom! Dad! It's Tina Greer!
- Clark, still watching Tru Calling: Is that Harry? He's young again!!
- Clark, watching the canadian show "The Collector": I didn't know Lois did TV....
- Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!
- Clark, watching Dukes of Hazard: Hmm... that guy sure looks like my dad...
- Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?
- Clark, watching Home Improvement: Since when do meteor freaks get into show business?!
- Clark, watching Cheaper by the dozen: . . . . . . . . I'm scared.
WAAAHHHAHAHAHA *bang, ouch* just fell out of my chair there, now i have a bruised ass, thanks for that.Comment
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Clark to Johnathan.
Clark:
Dad you never told me what you did before farming. I was watching an old television show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" the other day and I swear you look like Bo Duke.
Johnathan:
I have no idea what you are talking about son.Comment
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Originally posted by SUPERMAN NORTH
Clark to Johnathan.
Clark:
Dad you never told me what you did before farming. I was watching an old television show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" the other day and I swear you look like Bo Duke.
Johnathan:
I have no idea what you are talking about son.
Johnathan: I saw 'Cheaper By The Dozen' and I swear you were Charlie.
Clark: I have no idea what you're talking about.Comment
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Originally posted by KryptonianIdiot
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Johnathan: I saw 'Cheaper By The Dozen' and I swear you were Charlie.
Clark: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Clark: WHY?
mAMAKENT: beacause I am Lana LangComment
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Originally posted by sweetiepieeyed
Mamakent: Clark just to let you know. If you ever watch a certain Superman movie you will need serious therapy.
Clark: WHY?
mAMAKENT: beacause I am Lana LangComment
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Originally posted by arob21
Lana to Chloe: So Chloe how does it feel to be friends with a guy you love and I come in and take all the attention away from you.Comment
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Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie
- Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!
- Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?
I like Earthsea
here's another bad one.
Clark, watching Sorrority Boys: Hmm... Lex doesn't look so bad in drags, maybe I should try it too.
Clark, watching Brimstone: OMG! Lionel Luthor really IS the devil!!!Last edited by Daddylion; 04-25-2005, 10:11 AM.Comment
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