Lines you will never hear on Smallville

[Miranda]

Originally posted by Daddylion
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Lex: I'm washing my hair right now. I'll be there in a second.

Originally posted by Soline Yayire
Clark: what hair??

Lex (looks uncomfortable): well...

Lana: Clark, i want you to draw me. Wearing this. *She shows him her necklace*
Clark: Alright.
Lana: Wearing only this...

[Soline Yayire]

Originally posted by Miranda


Lana: Clark, i want you to draw me. Wearing this. *She shows him her necklace*
Clark: Alright.
Lana: Wearing only this...

titanic lol,

[Flying Dutchman]

Clark walks into lex's office...

Clark: Lex...i have a big problem...and i need your help

Lex: To grant your wish, just repeat after me: *Puts on genie hat* "Mecka-lecka-hi, Mecka-Heiny-Ho"

[UDStyle]

*Lana takes a look at the redK necklace*

Lana: Maybe Alicia was on to something..

[Dark_Valkyrie]

Martha to Clark : Say, what do you think about, exaclty, when you use your heat vision?

Clark: ...

Martha : Clark, stop starring at me.

[sweetiepieeyed]

Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie
Martha to Clark : Say, what do you think about, exaclty, when you use your heat vision?

Clark: ...

Martha : Clark, stop starring at me.

Lex: You liar, you said you thought about me.

[Bwookie]

Chloe earns some money for college.

Chloe: So Lionel, Clark tells me that after you sleep with a woman you send her a pair of diamond earrings.

Lionel: Why yes I do, Miss Sullivan, but I only sleep with brunettes. You see they remind me of my late wife...

[Chloe interrupting]

Chloe: Yeah I got that.

[Removes headscard revealing dyed brown hair]

Chloe: So...

[Chloe gives Lionel a sultry look and pouts]

Lionel: Giggety, Giggety, Giggity!

[xrosenbaumforever]

These are so awesome.. mwuahhaha.

[EyesOfKryptoniteGreen]

Clark to Martha: Blow me

[Daddylion]

Originally posted by Bwookie
Chloe earns some money for college.

Chloe: So Lionel, Clark tells me that after you sleep with a woman you send her a pair of diamond earrings.

Lionel: Why yes I do, Miss Sullivan, but I only sleep with brunettes. You see they remind me of my late wife...

[Chloe interrupting]

Chloe: Yeah I got that.

[Removes headscard revealing dyed brown hair]

Chloe: So...

[Chloe gives Lionel a sultry look and pouts]

Lionel: Giggety, Giggety, Giggity!

WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! Go Chlionel!!!

Though I thought the brunette thing is more Lex than Lionel, Lionel goes for red heads too so he might go after blonds as well.

[Gwen Sullivan]

Lionel: Jonathan, there's one thing I need to tell you.
Jonathan: You bought up my farm, you b*stard.
Lionel. No I...
Jonathan: You did Martha behind my back.
Lionel: No it's something you would never expect from me.
Jonathan: Yeah sure. Let me guess, you're endlessly in love with me and want me to please you until the night falls.
Lionel: *looks to the ground* How did you know?

[sweetiepieeyed]

Originally posted by Gwen Sullivan
Lionel: Jonathan, there's one thing I need to tell you.
Jonathan: You bought up my farm, you b*stard.
Lionel. No I...
Jonathan: You did Martha behind my back.
Lionel: No it's something you would never expect from me.
Jonathan: Yeah sure. Let me guess, you're endlessly in love with me and want me to please you until the night falls.
Lionel: *looks to the ground* How did you know?

YUMMY

[neilmajithia]

finally i can post!!

Lex: Clark, Can you loan me 10 dollers?

Lex: You would think id have enough money for a wig wouldnt you?

Chloe: (to clark) I know your secret naa naa na naa naa :P

Lana: Why do i buy so many expensive SUVs? Im a poor high school student for ----s sake!

Pete(season 4): Hey Clark, my new best friend in wicheta has more powers that you!

Chloe(on finding out): Clark really did have a secret?!!!!!!

Linoel(pre prison): Id rather fly economy class

Lex: I think i need some new security software

Lex: Mebey ill do my own grocery shopping for a change...

i has loads more but forgot them when trying to register!!!

[Muse25]

Lana: I wonder how my Aunt Nell is? After all she did take care of me all those years. I should give her a call.

Lex: I miss Pete.

[lex_4_president]

Originally posted by neilmajithia


Lana: Why do i buy so many expensive SUVs? Im a poor high school student for ----s sake!

Like that one! And welcome.