Lines you will never hear on Smallville

[e-µ-i]

Clark : You suck.
Lois : Bite me.
Clark : No thank you.

[clarkkent123]

Lex: do you like my hair

[Degobunny]

Clark: ewwwww! I hate pie.

[clarkkent123]

Oliver: I KILLED LEX LUTHOR

[Jephael]

Oliver: I KILLED LEX LUTHOR

I thought he did say that, or atleast implied it.

[clarkkent123]

Clark: I believe i can't fly

[clarkkent123]

Clark: MAAMMMY

[SUPERMAN NORTH]

kinda racist clarkkent123 and the language yikes

[xrayvision]

Lex: Surprise!!!

Oliver: You can't be alive!! I killed you!!!

Lex: Don't you wish Oliver, or should I say Green Arrow!

Oliver: Yeah, well I'll kill you now.

Lex: I don't think so. You see Oliver, while I was away, I did some identity tampering with you.

Oliver: What do you mean?

Lex: It appears your name had been changed to Henry Oliver Queen.

Oliver: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! But I don't have a younger brother.

Lex (pointing a gun at Oliver): Not to worry, that midget over there will be the new Oliver Queen & Green Arrow. Tell the man with the red suit to keep the flames burning high!

Oliver: Please...noooo!!!!!!!!

[Lex blasts him with his gun & turns Oliver into Swiss cheese]

Lex: Keep the change ya filthy animal!!!

[Welling_is_pretty]

ok, that was amusing until that last line. Then I actually LOLed!

[xrayvision]

ok, that was amusing until that last line. Then I actually LOLed!

Haha, that was from that movie in Home Alone.

[Welling_is_pretty]

I know, that's part of the reason I LOL'd!

Lex quoting the movie from Home Alone is just...priceless.