Lines you will never hear on Smallville

[Gwen Sullivan]

16. Lionel: I love you, Lex. You're the dearest thing I have.

17. Lana: No worries, Clark, you don't have to tell me. Everyone has secrets. (comment of the author: muahahahaha)

18. Jonathan: The cows do actually feed themselves.

[Hellfire]

19. Clark to Johnathan: Did you like, grow up watching The Brady Bunch or something? Your freaking me out man, give the lectures a rest.

20. Any Smallville resident: Smallville is no different than any other town.

[mizer_omni]

Clark and Pete: wonder twin powers activate.... damn, i thought that itd work.

[SmallTownSuperHero]

Pete: Hey Lana, you know that secret that Clark's been keeping from you? Well, lemme tell you all about it...


Lex: Lana, you're one sexy b.... oops, I mean witch! You make one sexy witch!

[Jellie]

jonathan '' son i think its a great idea if you let lois share your bed''

jonathan '' martha grab me a beer''

lionel '' i love you lex'' (meaning it)

lex '' its over clark the investigation is over'' (meaning it)

[joseph5]

28- Jonathan: Hey, Martha, why don't you ask your father to come and live with us.

[SuperThang]

29. Chloe: Im telling you guys, there is no way the meteor shower had anything to do with anything weird that happens here.

30. Clark: Lana, Ive moved on.

31. Jonathan: Clark, morals are overated.

32. Chloe: I dont feel like looking into this mystery.

33. Clark: Ouch! that hurt.

[Gwen Sullivan]

Originally posted by SmallTownSuperHero
Lex: Lana, you're one sexy b.... oops, I mean witch! You make one sexy witch!

hee, i'd love to see that though...

[Robb]

34 - Jonathan & Martha: Just sell our farm and buy an apartment next door to luthorcorp/lexcorp

[krpto]

jonathan: i think your a bad influence on lionel and lex

clark: where did jor-el go off to??

[Jennut]

Lana: Forget Clark, I want some of Lex.

Clark: Some one should slap Lana

Lex: I'm never drinking again.

[JB 1.0]

40- Clark: "I wonder where a guy, an everyday joe like me could get a little action!"

[trusupagyrl]

41. Lana: Please, Clark! Let me see Clark Jr. I am jealous of Lois.

[pacofajita]

Chloe: OMG! Did you read about Paris Hilton in the Inquisitor?!

[Kirstar]

43 - Jonathan : Thanks for the cheque, Lex, I'll be sure to spend it on something fun.

44. Lex : Why would I need another car? I've already got about 500.

45 : Lionel : I like bunny rabbits.