Originally posted by President_Luthor
(All lies and secrets are exposed in Season Six! This time, Clark can't deny the truth!)
Clark: Now that I'm out of the Phantom Zone, I can perpetuate my secrets and lies with Lex and Lana. I wonder if they'll 'ever' catch on.
Chloe: But, Clark -- aren't you afraid that your secrets and lies will affect your relationships with your closest friends?
Clark: Pete was my friend. He discovered my secret ... so I cut him out of my life forever. See how simple that was? No sweat.
Chloe: Well, I've got to run. I think Lana wanted to see you at the Talon.
Clark: Yesss! (pumps fist in air triumphantly) Everything works out for Kal-El!
Chloe (to herself): What a dork ...
--Later, at the Talon
Clark: Hey, Lex and Lana. All that stuff that happened -- water under the bridge right?
Lex: (points at Clark) Liar! *gasp* Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
Lana: Clark, I 'knew' you were hiding something from all of us!
Clark: What do you mean? I've been nothing but honest with you .....
Lex: Well, see, that's where your web of deceit begins to unravel. Remember Loeb Bridge?
Clark: Uh-oh ...
Lex: Yeah, you remember dontcha? Who'd have thought that I was going 60 mph on a 50 mph zone. I guess I should have slowed down at the bridge. And who knew that they installed one of those fancy red light cameras. They hid it behind one of the trees.
Clark: This doesn't sound too good for Kal-El .....
Lex: (wheels out TV/VCR stand, plays tape) I tried to fight the speeding ticket, but I lost. But -- they showed me this really neat tape. See: here's you getting hit by a high-performance sports car. Here's me drowning in the river. There's you ripping apart the doors like it was paper. There's you, without a scratch, saving my life and beginning exploiting my gratitude. I can run it on Slo-Play if you wish .....
Clark: @#$%! Red-light, speed-trap cameras. !@#$-ing Lowell County Sheriff's Dept. 2001 speeding crackdown!!! Busted by the long arm of the law.
Lana: See, Lex! I told you he was a vampire. He can't be killed!
Lex:
Clark (to himself): Looks like Kal-El may yet pull his butt out of the fire yet *snickers* .....
Lex: ...except for my videotaped evidence of your god-like powers .....
Clark: @#$%! Caught on tape!
Lex: Remind me to invest in state-wide red-light/speeding cameras. You can lie -- cameras can't. Don't fret, Kal-El. I have a wonderful, secure facility where I can study you like a lab rat for decades.
Clark: Technology sucks .....
(All lies and secrets are exposed in Season Six! This time, Clark can't deny the truth!)
Clark: Now that I'm out of the Phantom Zone, I can perpetuate my secrets and lies with Lex and Lana. I wonder if they'll 'ever' catch on.
Chloe: But, Clark -- aren't you afraid that your secrets and lies will affect your relationships with your closest friends?
Clark: Pete was my friend. He discovered my secret ... so I cut him out of my life forever. See how simple that was? No sweat.
Chloe: Well, I've got to run. I think Lana wanted to see you at the Talon.
Clark: Yesss! (pumps fist in air triumphantly) Everything works out for Kal-El!
Chloe (to herself): What a dork ...
--Later, at the Talon
Clark: Hey, Lex and Lana. All that stuff that happened -- water under the bridge right?
Lex: (points at Clark) Liar! *gasp* Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
Lana: Clark, I 'knew' you were hiding something from all of us!
Clark: What do you mean? I've been nothing but honest with you .....
Lex: Well, see, that's where your web of deceit begins to unravel. Remember Loeb Bridge?
Clark: Uh-oh ...
Lex: Yeah, you remember dontcha? Who'd have thought that I was going 60 mph on a 50 mph zone. I guess I should have slowed down at the bridge. And who knew that they installed one of those fancy red light cameras. They hid it behind one of the trees.
Clark: This doesn't sound too good for Kal-El .....
Lex: (wheels out TV/VCR stand, plays tape) I tried to fight the speeding ticket, but I lost. But -- they showed me this really neat tape. See: here's you getting hit by a high-performance sports car. Here's me drowning in the river. There's you ripping apart the doors like it was paper. There's you, without a scratch, saving my life and beginning exploiting my gratitude. I can run it on Slo-Play if you wish .....
Clark: @#$%! Red-light, speed-trap cameras. !@#$-ing Lowell County Sheriff's Dept. 2001 speeding crackdown!!! Busted by the long arm of the law.
Lana: See, Lex! I told you he was a vampire. He can't be killed!
Lex:
Clark (to himself): Looks like Kal-El may yet pull his butt out of the fire yet *snickers* .....
Lex: ...except for my videotaped evidence of your god-like powers .....
Clark: @#$%! Caught on tape!
Lex: Remind me to invest in state-wide red-light/speeding cameras. You can lie -- cameras can't. Don't fret, Kal-El. I have a wonderful, secure facility where I can study you like a lab rat for decades.
Clark: Technology sucks .....
LOL. Had me laughing out loud the whole way through.
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