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  • Lana to clark: do i have to swollaw

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    • Clark: Actually I'm quitting the football team because I want to join the cheerleading squad.
      Chloe: Well in that case I better go join the football team. That way we could be together all the time.
      Clark: *gulp*

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      • chloe: I don't want to be like that senator in the X-Men movie, maybe I should stop keeping tabs on everyone I suspect has a power even when they've done nothing wrong... yet!

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        • chloe: clark, stop asking me out! i wont go out with you!

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          • chloe: Clark must have really important reasons to not share his abilities with his friends. I should respect this and not let on I know anything.

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            • clark: lana, im sick of wasting my time listening to your problems!
              (hands her a tape recorder)
              clark: just record all of your problems on this tape and shove it up your ass!

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              • Lana: Clark, that it i tried of your moaning

                Clark: but if you only honest to me and told me the truth

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                • Clark: tell it to someone who cares

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                  • Lana and Chloe to Clark:

                    Hey Superman, wanna have a "manage' twa?" (spelling?)

                    Clark to Parents: Parents goes to clark, "Clark whats wrong?"

                    Clark: Mom.....Dad.....i think i'm gay

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                    • Originally posted by nfamouskhmerboi
                      Clark: Mom.....Dad.....i think i'm gay
                      hahaha, i wouldn't wonder

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                      • Originally posted by Robb
                        12 - Martha, Jonathan, Pete, Lana, Lex, Chloe, Lionel, Lois, Jason : Lets kill Clark
                        That's like 'Shaun of the Dead'!!!
                        Maybe they need an episode like that though.

                        Originally posted by Robb
                        34 - Jonathan & Martha: Just sell our farm and buy an apartment next door to luthorcorp/lexcorp
                        ...I always wonder if the farm has been in their family for three generations...wouldn't they have paid it off by now?
                        Last edited by Lobby4Chloe; 03-13-2005, 05:44 AM.

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                        • chloe, clark and lois in wonding a field try to find fotw when they look into the sky

                          chloe: its a bird
                          lois: its a plane
                          clark: IT'S ONLY BATMAN

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                          • Martha: Clark, you really need to think about your future.

                            Clark: I know what I'm gonna do mom. I'm gonna put on tights, move to a big city, and hit people who are breaking the law!

                            Martha (looking at report card): Not with THOSE grades your not!

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                            Clark: I think I should pick a name for myself if I'm going to fight crime.

                            Pete: How about Ultraman, or Superman or something?

                            Clark: Naw. I was thinking more on the lines of, let's see, Mongooseman! Wait, no, uh, Superspeedandstrengthandxrayvisionandheatvisionand superhearigandflightman! Or maybe Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-man!
                            Last edited by BenG; 03-13-2005, 05:08 PM.

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                            • you guys are too funny!

                              Lex: Dad, i know a great way to make a profit, that will be easy cause i'm manipulative, hot, and have had experience on an island. dad, i'm going to be on Survivor .
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                              clark: DUDE. i swear to drunk im not god!!
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                              chloe: clark, i know your secret.
                              clark: what! what secret? theres uh, no secrets.
                              chloe: its okay, clark, i understand. i saw you that night--
                              clark: how!? me and lex thought no one saw us going up to the loft together!
                              chloe: uh, not that secret!
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                              clark, lana, or chloe: sorry, i cant come investigate/complain about my dead parents. i have homework to do, you know, for school.

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                              • Originally posted by clarks other weakness

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                                chloe: clark, i know your secret.
                                clark: what! what secret? theres uh, no secrets.
                                chloe: its okay, clark, i understand. i saw you that night--
                                clark: how!? me and lex thought no one saw us going up to the loft together!
                                chloe: uh, not that secret!

                                Great!!!

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