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clark: lana, im sick of wasting my time listening to your problems!
(hands her a tape recorder)
clark: just record all of your problems on this tape and shove it up your ass!Comment
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Lana and Chloe to Clark:
Hey Superman, wanna have a "manage' twa?" (spelling?)
Clark to Parents: Parents goes to clark, "Clark whats wrong?"
Clark: Mom.....Dad.....i think i'm gayComment
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Originally posted by nfamouskhmerboi
Clark: Mom.....Dad.....i think i'm gayComment
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Originally posted by Robb
12 - Martha, Jonathan, Pete, Lana, Lex, Chloe, Lionel, Lois, Jason : Lets kill Clark
Maybe they need an episode like that though.
Originally posted by Robb
34 - Jonathan & Martha: Just sell our farm and buy an apartment next door to luthorcorp/lexcorpLast edited by Lobby4Chloe; 03-13-2005, 05:44 AM.Comment
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Martha: Clark, you really need to think about your future.
Clark: I know what I'm gonna do mom. I'm gonna put on tights, move to a big city, and hit people who are breaking the law!
Martha (looking at report card): Not with THOSE grades your not!
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Clark: I think I should pick a name for myself if I'm going to fight crime.
Pete: How about Ultraman, or Superman or something?
Clark: Naw. I was thinking more on the lines of, let's see, Mongooseman! Wait, no, uh, Superspeedandstrengthandxrayvisionandheatvisionand superhearigandflightman! Or maybe Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-man!Last edited by BenG; 03-13-2005, 05:08 PM.Comment
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you guys are too funny!
Lex: Dad, i know a great way to make a profit, that will be easy cause i'm manipulative, hot, and have had experience on an island. dad, i'm going to be on Survivor .
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clark: DUDE. i swear to drunk im not god!!
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chloe: clark, i know your secret.
clark: what! what secret? theres uh, no secrets.
chloe: its okay, clark, i understand. i saw you that night--
clark: how!? me and lex thought no one saw us going up to the loft together!
chloe: uh, not that secret!
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clark, lana, or chloe: sorry, i cant come investigate/complain about my dead parents. i have homework to do, you know, for school.Comment
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Originally posted by clarks other weakness
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chloe: clark, i know your secret.
clark: what! what secret? theres uh, no secrets.
chloe: its okay, clark, i understand. i saw you that night--
clark: how!? me and lex thought no one saw us going up to the loft together!
chloe: uh, not that secret!
Great!!!Comment
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