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  • Jason(to Clark and Lex): You want me to put WHAT in sourcream????

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    • Lex: Clark, lets play machine gun catch, ill fire the bullets, you catch!

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      • Superman: I can't believe how many ironically forshadowing things were said back when I was a teenager.

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        • - Lex, clutching one of the stones firmly against his heart:
          It's mine.. My own... My preeeccciouuuuusssss......
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          - Lex, looking at Clark: You're supposed to be 18?!
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          - Clark: Hey, Lex! Remember when my dad burped in your face back when he was affected by the Nicodemus? I caught it on tape! Want to watch it with me?
          Lex: That really hurt me, Clark...
          Clark: Yeah, I know. It cracks me up everytime.
          Lex: He told me he hated me right to my face...
          Clark: We have popcorn.
          Lex: But-------Make it extra buttery.

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          • FotW1bored) So you want to stalk Lana?
            FotW2: No. I want to stalk someone who is INTELIGENT as well as pretty.
            Fotw1: Chloe, then?
            FotW2: YAY CHLOE

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            • These are kind of dumb:

              - Clark, watching Tru Calling: OMG! Mom! Dad! It's Tina Greer!

              - Clark, still watching Tru Calling: Is that Harry? He's young again!!

              - Clark, watching the canadian show "The Collector": I didn't know Lois did TV....

              - Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!

              - Clark, watching Dukes of Hazard: Hmm... that guy sure looks like my dad...

              - Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?

              - Clark, watching Home Improvement: Since when do meteor freaks get into show business?!

              - Clark, watching Cheaper by the dozen: . . . . . . . . I'm scared.

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              • Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie
                These are kind of dumb:

                - Clark, watching Tru Calling: OMG! Mom! Dad! It's Tina Greer!

                - Clark, still watching Tru Calling: Is that Harry? He's young again!!

                - Clark, watching the canadian show "The Collector": I didn't know Lois did TV....

                - Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!

                - Clark, watching Dukes of Hazard: Hmm... that guy sure looks like my dad...

                - Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?

                - Clark, watching Home Improvement: Since when do meteor freaks get into show business?!

                - Clark, watching Cheaper by the dozen: . . . . . . . . I'm scared.


                WAAAHHHAHAHAHA *bang, ouch* just fell out of my chair there, now i have a bruised ass, thanks for that.

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                • After another FOTW attack
                  Lana: Why is it always me?
                  Anyone else: Maybe they just don't like you. *shrug*
                  Last edited by Muse25; 04-24-2005, 02:36 PM.

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                  • Clark to Johnathan.
                    Clark:
                    Dad you never told me what you did before farming. I was watching an old television show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" the other day and I swear you look like Bo Duke.
                    Johnathan:
                    I have no idea what you are talking about son.

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                    • Originally posted by SUPERMAN NORTH
                      Clark to Johnathan.
                      Clark:
                      Dad you never told me what you did before farming. I was watching an old television show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" the other day and I swear you look like Bo Duke.
                      Johnathan:
                      I have no idea what you are talking about son.
                      [Continued]

                      Johnathan: I saw 'Cheaper By The Dozen' and I swear you were Charlie.

                      Clark: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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                      • Originally posted by KryptonianIdiot
                        [Continued]

                        Johnathan: I saw 'Cheaper By The Dozen' and I swear you were Charlie.

                        Clark: I have no idea what you're talking about.
                        Mamakent: Clark just to let you know. If you ever watch a certain Superman movie you will need serious therapy.
                        Clark: WHY?
                        mAMAKENT: beacause I am Lana Lang

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                        • Originally posted by sweetiepieeyed
                          Mamakent: Clark just to let you know. If you ever watch a certain Superman movie you will need serious therapy.
                          Clark: WHY?
                          mAMAKENT: beacause I am Lana Lang
                          lol i was just about to say sunthin like that.....i just didnt know what to say

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                          • Lana to Chloe: So Chloe how does it feel to be friends with a guy you love and I come in and take all the attention away from you.

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                            • Originally posted by arob21
                              Lana to Chloe: So Chloe how does it feel to be friends with a guy you love and I come in and take all the attention away from you.
                              Chloe: It feels like i can do much better then Clark Kent.

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                              • Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie


                                - Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!

                                - Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?

                                These are so MY favourite ones

                                I like Earthsea

                                here's another bad one.

                                Clark, watching Sorrority Boys: Hmm... Lex doesn't look so bad in drags, maybe I should try it too.

                                Clark, watching Brimstone: OMG! Lionel Luthor really IS the devil!!!
                                Last edited by Daddylion; 04-25-2005, 10:11 AM.

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