Lines you will never hear on Smallville

[goldylocks_k]

Clark: Jor-El's a tool!!

[Kil-em Hound of Zod]

Clark- "To the bat-cave chloe!"

Lana- Do i look fat in these?

Lex- "I have a fat ass!" (sorority boys ref)

Martha- "I liked my spread in playboy"

[mikhalt]

Lex Luther "I love you son, your the son I always wanted"

Clark Kent "did I ever tell you lex how sexy you look in that suit!"

[UpandAtom]

Clark: I don't like Lana.

[SupermansNotDead]

WB Tagline Announcer: "Everything you wanted to see will happen......but then it will be quickly taken back with a lame rewind of time "

[Daddylion]

Well I haven't seen Lana and Chloe make out yet, if that happens I won't care if time rewinds I'll still be happy

[SupermansNotDead]

Originally posted by Daddylion
Well I haven't seen Lana and Chloe make out yet, if that happens I won't care if time rewinds I'll still be happy

I concur.

[Soline Yayire]

Big To Every1

[Kil-em Hound of Zod]

Lois to Clark- "We REALLY have to talk about you wearing tights and then putting your underwear outside! You need professional help! "

[thehenry89]

lana: you know what i talk to much
Clark: im to sexy for the mail to sexy for the drive though o im so sexy it hurts.
lana: i ride a horse like a crackhead
martha: all the lemons are mine hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jellie]

Originally posted by t.ko
hahahah ok heres mine

lex luthor: YO YO YO
I keep it real like a white Tupac
ill drop these lines on ya like clark and green rock
thats right homeboy i know your secret
that you got a a small d... (clark: oh SHizznit how did he know)
im a rich white boy with a hot flow
i drive around and over bridges cause i got places to go
i dont care much for my dad
cause hes alittle senile lad
he takes alotta ****** mixed with speed
see hes old school, im new school man i do weed
i have that gold pipe to smoke it with
how many times did i smoke it today?
hmmm what is this my fifth (Lana: Yeah you go BALDY! GO CRAZY)
im so bad i switch sides from good to evil like a light switch
least im not as hated as lana, they say "oh THAT BIT..!"
cant believe clark got his ass kicked by a weak witch
(clark: Hey i resent that...she had those powerful pink magic balls)
anyways im basically the white jay-z
im business before pleasure
but hey if your name is lana lang ill say ALRIGHT thats for sure
(clark:.....she's still my girlfriend
lana:.....
lex: oh.....well this is an awkward moment
lex: hmmmm....*runs into his car then drives off in his new ferrari at 200 mph*)

I cant believe I missed this. Hilarious man

[t.ko]

yes it is rather witty....cant wait till i hit 10,000 posts....im so close i can almost feel it....(9472 left)

[MigraineBoy]

Clark to Pete

Clark to Pete: Yo wassup nigga!

Pete to Clark: Happy condolence! (at JK's funeral)

[Chris Hill]

Lana to Chloe & Clark : "Three way anyone?"

[TW1977]

Originally posted by Gwen Sullivan
Clark (to the newspapers): I'm a guy from another planet, and I'm darn strong. Come see me on my farm. I lift tractors for $100, lift my parents for $150, and for $500 I even do all this naked.

I'll pay the $500!!!!!

Clark: Mom, Really,.... your cooking s**ks!.....Can we get some Chinese take-out?...