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I am just relieved it was the talon that went boom and not the farm... for a minute when they said the missle was tracting the general, I though, "Oh crap! they are going to blow the farm up!"Comment
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Hilarious thread. Thanks for creating it McFly. I say it was about time the Talon was blown to "Kingdom Come".
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The symbolism of blowing up the Talon was just ... woah!
"Why settle for hot rich and famous when I can hang out with you."Comment
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Clark(on phone): Hey, Lana...yeah...um...the Talon blew up.
Lana: WHAT!?!?!?!!? OMG!!! BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!
Clark: Yeah...it wasn't my fault...there was this missile.
Lana: THAT'SWHEREMYPARENTSMET!!!!FMYLIFE!!!THATWASALLIHA DLEFTOFTHEM!BLAHBLAHBLAH!
Clark: ...Okay...just thought I should let you know...
Lana: ICAN'TBELIEVEYOULETITHAPPEN!I'MGONNACOMEBACK!KRYPT ONITERADIATIONANDALL.
Clark: Sorry, Lana...my mom's calling me! Gotta go!
Lana: Wait, your mom doesn't live with y-
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Where the hell are Smallville High students going to hang out now? Is the Beanery still in business?Comment
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Awwww, I actually kinda liked the Talon. There are many important events that occurred there over the years. Who can forget the epic make-out session that Red-K Clark and parasite-infected Chloe had there? That's what this Chlarker will always fondly remember about the now blown-to-smithereens former coffee-shop/movie-theater/asylum-for-serial-killers/scene-o'-many-a-crime!Comment
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