Lines you wish were in Live Free Or Twi-Hard

[xrayvision]

[In Kristen's room, Sam is checking through Kristen's laptop]

Dean: Hey what's that chatroom?

Sam: This one?

Dean: Yeah.

Sam: It's for a show called Vampire Diarrheas.

Dean: That's sick!!

Sam: Yeah, instead of turning into vampires after making contact with blood, they turn when they make contact with their

Dean (interrupts him): That's even sicker. How do you know this Sammy?

Sam (looks at Dean with guilt on his face): I may have seen an episode.

[Later on]

Dean (on the phone): Bobby, I'm sure something's happened to him. He admitted to watching Vampire Diarrheas.

Bobby (on the phone): Hey don't mock it. It's a really good show. Ask him which "team" he's on.

Dean: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! I'm gonna chop off the bowels of the makers of that show.

[superhippie2000]

Dean: News flash Mr Wizard, Vampires pee too.
a minute later

Sam: Dean is everything ok.
Dean: Im not sure. I think i need to go to the doctor.
Sam: Why?
Dean: there was some blood in my urine.

[xrayvision]

^
lol!

[Anno_Domini]

If Dean wasn't attached to Lisa, I would have wanted Dean to make some mention of how he wishes he'll be slayed by Buffy.

[xrayvision]

If Dean wasn't attached to Lisa, I would have wanted Dean to make some mention of how he wishes he'll be slayed by Buffy.

Slayed or laid?

[Anno_Domini]

Even saying 'slayed', Dean would've meant it in a dirty way.

[protector91]

Dean: Where's Buffy the Vampire Slayer when you need her?

Sam: Which version?

Dean: What do you mean 'which version'?