Quotes from "99 Problems".

[SVfan26]

Dean - "And the Enochian symbol?"
Cas - "Its fake. It actually means 'you mate with the mouth of a goat'."
Dean - "Really."
Cas - *smirking* "Its funnier when you say it in Enochian."

[SuperNinjaAlex]

Cas- Shes a whore

Dean- oh...ok tells us what you really think





or something like that haha

[Spirit Detective]

Castiel: Sam of course is an abomination

[dgelwin]

Pastor: Our Father which art in Heaven
Sam: hu yeah right.

something along those lines

[Lexgirl33]

Castiel: Sam of course is an abomination

[Spirit Detective]

Castiel: Pastor David Gideon?
Pastor: Yeah, who are you?
Castiel: I'm an angel of the Lord.
Pastor: Yeah right

[xrayvision]

Cas- Shes a whore

Dean- oh...ok tells us what you really think





or something like that haha

That line made me laugh since it came from nowhere. It caught me completely off guard. I never expected to hear Castiel refer to anyone as a Whore.

[Spirit Detective]

Castiel: I got you message. It was long you message and I find the sound of your voice grating.
Sam: Are you drunk?
Castiel: No...YES
Sam: What the hell happened to you?
Castiel: I found a liquor store
Sam: And?
Castiel: And I drank it.
*Castiel stumbles*
Sam: Whoa, easy. Are you okay?
Castiel *whispering in Sam's ear* Don't ask stupid questions

----- Added 5 Minutes later -----

Dean: Don't be so sure whore.

Woman: How are we suppose to get to Paradise now?

Dean: I'm sorry, but I think you're headed in the other direction.

[Super-ville]

Castiel: "I don't understand, why do you want me to say my name?"
sound of buttons being pushed.

Dean: Did you get a hold of Cas?
Sam: Yeah, I left him a message, I think

[Call_Me_Ishmael]

Castiel's lines were amazing in this episode.

[smallvilleaddict15]

Ah, you guys already mentioned my fav ones

Sam being an abomination, Cas leaving his answering message on the phone, and the liquor store that Cas found.