Lines you wish were in this episode.............

[superhippie2000]

Bobby: Hey guys i braught along a new hunter by the name of Kenny to help out. he doesnt talk much but he gets the job done.

Sam: Nice to meet you Ke......(bang)

Dean: Oh my god, they killed kenny. You bastards.

[xrayvision]

Dean: Who are you 2 supposed to be? Street corner hunters?

Jay: Get a load of this douchebag Silent Bob. I don't think he could handle what we got.

Dean: Oh I could handle it.

Jay: Wanna step up cowboy?

Dean: Watcha got?

Jay: Croatoan King Coke, Yellow-Eyed Speed Demon, and Hell-Razin' Hairy Palm Heroin.

Dean: I'll take some Yellow-Eyed Speed Demon.

Jay: Ah, otherwise known as Haze-azel. Good choice.

Sam: Dean, what the hell are you doin'?

Dean: Pickin' up some medical weed for Bobby & that pain in his leg. Go wait in the car.

[Sam goes back towards the Impala]

Jay: I've seen mofos like you before and I know this stuff ain't for no Bobby.

Dean: Yeah, it's for the pain in my ass who you just saw.

Jay: Him? No f'n way!

Dean: Yeah, I'd rather have him on this stuff than talk about his girly issues.

Jay: Some Haze-azel for the man Silent Bob.

Dean: Your payment.

Jay: Hey, what's this red s--t all over the money?

Dean: Vampire's blood. The bastard I beheaded last night was a real bleeder.

Jay: Can I get high on this stuff?

Dean: Go ahead & try my good man. If you can, then you & your quiet friend'll be comin' to us. We sure as hell need the money.

Jay: Can I interest you in our special blend? It's an angel dust-cocaine mix. We call it Zachariah's Crackariah.

Dean: Maybe next time. That sounds like a Ben & Jerry's flavor.

Jay: We got a connection who throws that s--t in the ice cream batches at the factory. Got tons of new customers.

Dean: Will it work on Lucifer?

Jay: They say it will dazzle the f--- out of him.

Dean: Gimme a $500 sample then.

Jay: Next time you show up here, our new special, Ruby Dooby Doo, will be ready.

[kari916]

Bobby: Hey guys i braught along a new hunter by the name of Kenny to help out. he doesnt talk much but he gets the job done.

Sam: Nice to meet you Ke......(bang)

Dean: Oh my god, they killed kenny. You bastards.

That was so funny

[Tygrius]

Jo: Are you trying the "last night on earth" line on me?

Dean: Nah, but...if I did...would it work?

Jo: Hell ya. Hey mom we're headed up stairs.

Ellen: You two have fun, I'm sure Sam can keep my company. *grins at Sam as Bobby rolls out of the room, his eyes rolling as well while Sam stands there with confused look on his face*

************

*on their way to the field they see Meg*

Dean: Hey Meg, catch. *shoots her with the colt*

************

*after Lucifer says* What? They're just demons.

Meg: But I'm a f**kin' demon. *falls over* (kudo's to whoever can tell me the movie thats from)

[xrayvision]

Crowley: Hey big boy. Wanna party?

Dean: Bullets or no bullets, I will rip you to pieces if you try that on me.

Crowley: What about Sammy?

Dean: He may be a b---h, but he's my b---h. Find your own!!

[GENERALzod777]

************

*on their way to the field they see Meg*

Dean: Hey Meg, catch. *shoots her with the colt*

************

nice. that would have been awesome

[superhippie2000]

alternate scene of the jo and ellen death scene

jo and ellen in the store
ellen: ummm jo i can save you lets leave.
Jo: wow im feeling much better im healed.
they head out the back window.

dean outside eating a 4 bean burrito.
Dean: mmmmm thats one good burrito.
Sam testing gun powder to make sure it has extra power for the colt. he lights a match tests it and then throws the match behind them.
Dean: wow that burrito doesnt agree with me.
BOOOOOOOM.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Sam: "Last words?"
Dean: "Yeah. I'm sorry I ever said anything mean about you, Sammy. I'm sorry I put Nair in your shampoo. I'm sorry I slept with most of your girlfriends. I'm sorry I put that itching powder in your pants. And I'm sorry that I put a red sock in with all your whites."
Sam: "You never did that."
Dean: "Obviously you haven't checked your laundry yet."

Cas: "Enough of these little shots. Where's the bottle?!"

Sam: "Hey! You wanted to ask me something?"
Lucifer: "Yes, who does your hair? I just love it! It's so pretty."

Dean, after Lucifer gets up from being shot with the Colt: "Well, crap. Now I've gotta say yes to your big brother or we'll never defeat you!"

Death: "CAN WE HURRY THIS ALONG? I HAVE TO BE BACK AT THE DISCWORLD SOON TO WALK WITH VIMES AGAIN. HE SEES ME QUITE OFTEN YOU KNOW."
Lucifer: "This'll just take a minute." *pauses* "Is that a Rat?"
Death of Rats: "SQUEAK."