Clark: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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Lois- Hot damn Clark. It took you HOW MANY season to do that!
Lois- Ollie we need to stop because I am giving Clark the wrong impression
Ollie (to Speedy)- Can you stop being so damn stubborn woman?Comment
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Pimp: What the hell?
Clark: Yeah, you shouldn't mess with me Justin Pimp-erlake.
Lois (with Oliver): Clark?
Clark: Oh crap. Here's my clothes Pimp-erlake. You're the Blur. You rat me out, and I promise your life will end faster than Britney's career.
[He speeds out]
Lois (turning around): You're the Blur?
Pimp: Yeah!
Lois: You gotta be kidding me. Add some B's & an E. You're really Blubber, the Blur's overweight cousin, right?
Pimp: Nope.
Lois: Daayyuuum!!!Comment
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*Good Morning Metropolis*
Announcer: Coming up, we head to the kitchen with Clark where he will show all the ladies out there how to bake a delicious lemon marange pie.
Clark: I'm the new Martha Stewart ladies, don't miss my segment!
[Lois pukes off camera, effectively preventing any further taping].Comment
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*cue Superman theme*
Clark: No longer am IIIII ....just a mannnn.............I only go byyyy ....SUPERMANNNN!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNh23yRiJcComment
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Zod: You dropped your newspaper sir.
Clark: Oh, thank you my kind man. By the way, what's your name?
Zod: Zod...Zod McZod.
Clark: Really? That's awesome. I knew some guy named Zod who liked to make people kneel before him. A nasty fellow.
Zod: Really?
Clark: Yes. He had this black ship named Brainiac that also had a humanoid/AI form. That bastard gave me real problems.
Zod: Go on...
Clark: This Zod fellow wanted to make Earth's crust similar to that of another planet that he claimed to be from...Krypton. Have you heard anything so bizarre?
Zod: No. What happened to this fellow? I would think he's in some mental institution.
Clark: Nah, he wishes. I sucked his soul out of my former best friend-turned-enemy's body and then eradicated his soul by using it to power a big refrigerator I have up north.
Clark (leaving): Anyway see you around my good friend.
Zod (clearly angry): You will kneel before me you worthless human. The day a human does that to me is the day I will end up on a planet named Houston.Comment
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Pimp: What the hell?
Clark: Yeah, you shouldn't mess with me Justin Pimp-erlake.
Lois (with Oliver): Clark?
Clark: Oh crap. Here's my clothes Pimp-erlake. You're the Blur. You rat me out, and I promise your life will end faster than Britney's career.
[He speeds out]
Lois (turning around): You're the Blur?
Pimp: Yeah!
Lois: You gotta be kidding me. Add some B's & an E. You're really Blubber, the Blur's overweight cousin, right?
Pimp: Nope.
Lois: Daayyuuum!!!Comment
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