Excuse me while I go behind this green curtain and kick start the armageddon by giving my gold ring a little twist, like so, using my hidden evil-tech to cause a remote control hallucination. Thank badness nobody has seen me using my ring-o'-evil because then they'd know that my powers are just an easily defeated trick and not real powers. Kind of makes the whole thing seem like a sham if I'm a Horseman and I still need to rely on hocus pocus magic tricks that my understudy or my secretary could have done just as easily, or some punk kid who mugged me for my wallet and jewelry last week in Queens.
I guess it makes sense for War to be portrayed like that if you look at him as a deceiver who has to trick people into going to war. A shady magician with suspect abilities might fit the bill in that case. Because isn't that the question we're always asking ourselves about war: "Why were we so stupid as to go to war?" Well, this guy provided a nice visual representation of how his whole business was stupid. Still, I think they nabbed him way too easily. And if the armageddon is already off the rails, that'd be really embarrassing for Evil who supposedly had 1000s of years to plan this.
I guess it makes sense for War to be portrayed like that if you look at him as a deceiver who has to trick people into going to war. A shady magician with suspect abilities might fit the bill in that case. Because isn't that the question we're always asking ourselves about war: "Why were we so stupid as to go to war?" Well, this guy provided a nice visual representation of how his whole business was stupid. Still, I think they nabbed him way too easily. And if the armageddon is already off the rails, that'd be really embarrassing for Evil who supposedly had 1000s of years to plan this.
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