Quotes from "Instinct"

[zorasuperman]

"Do i really care who he sucks face with"

LOL lois if you don't care "supposedly" with whom clark kent sucks face with then let it go; why are you running off in a rage and being mad at clark for sucking face with maxima; if it doesn't bother you then you should have been happy for clark getting laid since he obviously hasnt had any from lana in a LONG time

but of course u really do care miss lane or else it wouldnt bother u

[Welling_is_pretty]

Lois: Look I don't know who or what you are but you got it all wrong lady. There is nothing romantic between Lois and Clark.

I was wondering why no one had quoted this one! Nice reference to both the Clois in the comics and the old tv show "Lois and Clark".

[DreadShamus]

Lois: Look I don't know who or what you are but you got it all wrong lady. There is nothing romantic between Lois and Clark.

This was the one for me. Lois had a zillion great lines, but this one made me laugh out loud. Glad someone else caught it.

[rebecavaldez]

Lois: Bring it B****

[Supsfan]

Maxima when she meets that poor guy in the alley at the beginning of the episode:

"I came when I saw your kryptonian beacon."

Oh geez, could that be anymore suggestive PS3??!?!

By far the funniest line of the episode, I am surprised nobody else suggested it

[Starsaber]

Tess - "I'm afraid you crashed the wrong disco."

Chloe - "I can't say I'm thrilled that he macked on an alien goddess."