*note this ep is going to be like,5 minutes long
I had to take away the useless crap, ie the lana screens
It all starts on a nice and sunny day, chole calls clark on his cell phone
Chole : hey hon, I got us some drinks want to go swiming?
Clark : sure hon, but lana wants me to go *yawn* riding with her on her horse
Chole : sigh, I miss spending never ending time with her
Clark : yeah well, I dont want to leave her like everyone else
Chole : aww, your the best hon
*clark hangs up and hops into his nice bmw*
*beep beep*
clark and pete give eachother nasty looks
clark mutters
*ring ring*
Clark : Hello
Lionel : Ah, clark, enjoying your new car?
Clark : Listen, WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE you are not to call me, good bye
*hangs up*
*ring ring*
Clark : Yes? listen linonel, we had our deal and thats it
Lex : um, clark its lex.
Clark : oh I uh.. uh oh, I meant another lionel from uh, work
Lex : clark you dont wok
Clark : lex , I'm busy bye
*hangs up*
clark enters the pink rangers bedroom, planing on making out
Lana (crying) : aww clark I was getting bored, nobody to annoy
Clark : I'm here, make it fast
Lana : I love you
Clark : and? I dont love you, get a life, I'm here to support a friend, not a lover
Lana : what have I EVER DONE TO YOU?
Clark : thats my point, you've never done nothing for me, your anothing,childish, sexy and I uh, Love you
lana : please suck my guts out
Clark : okay
*ring ring
Clark : aww lana, you smell so nice .. .ooooo
Lana : clark I didnt know you could kiss like that
Chole : hello? CLARK? CLARK? CLARK?
Clark : uh, me and lana were studying, need something?
Chole : I'm in my towel waiting for you, you comig?
Clark : sure
* clark takes a shower and gets dressed*
Lana : clark dont leave me
Clark : listen, I dont love you
Lana : but but..
Clark : I hate you, you make me sick, go out with pete, and if I need anything I cant get from my love chole I'll call you, till then dont talk to me or bother me ever again, LATER
Lana : I have no more friends.. wahh and pete and I dont talk alot.. wahhh wahh wahhh
chold & clark : yeah and I told her to leave me alone etc , HAHAHAH GOOD FOR YOU BABY
*lana has a baby one year later, claming clark to be the father
and her horse dies, her shop burns down, and she becomes mentally ill, she loses her looks and now looks like, lil kim on clark without make up. the END!
uh oh!!!!
this is for jokes, dont bother complaining.
I had to take away the useless crap, ie the lana screens
It all starts on a nice and sunny day, chole calls clark on his cell phone
Chole : hey hon, I got us some drinks want to go swiming?
Clark : sure hon, but lana wants me to go *yawn* riding with her on her horse
Chole : sigh, I miss spending never ending time with her
Clark : yeah well, I dont want to leave her like everyone else
Chole : aww, your the best hon
*clark hangs up and hops into his nice bmw*
*beep beep*
clark and pete give eachother nasty looks
clark mutters
*ring ring*
Clark : Hello
Lionel : Ah, clark, enjoying your new car?
Clark : Listen, WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE you are not to call me, good bye
*hangs up*
*ring ring*
Clark : Yes? listen linonel, we had our deal and thats it
Lex : um, clark its lex.
Clark : oh I uh.. uh oh, I meant another lionel from uh, work
Lex : clark you dont wok
Clark : lex , I'm busy bye
*hangs up*
clark enters the pink rangers bedroom, planing on making out
Lana (crying) : aww clark I was getting bored, nobody to annoy
Clark : I'm here, make it fast
Lana : I love you
Clark : and? I dont love you, get a life, I'm here to support a friend, not a lover
Lana : what have I EVER DONE TO YOU?
Clark : thats my point, you've never done nothing for me, your anothing,childish, sexy and I uh, Love you
lana : please suck my guts out
Clark : okay
*ring ring
Clark : aww lana, you smell so nice .. .ooooo
Lana : clark I didnt know you could kiss like that
Chole : hello? CLARK? CLARK? CLARK?
Clark : uh, me and lana were studying, need something?
Chole : I'm in my towel waiting for you, you comig?
Clark : sure
* clark takes a shower and gets dressed*
Lana : clark dont leave me
Clark : listen, I dont love you
Lana : but but..
Clark : I hate you, you make me sick, go out with pete, and if I need anything I cant get from my love chole I'll call you, till then dont talk to me or bother me ever again, LATER
Lana : I have no more friends.. wahh and pete and I dont talk alot.. wahhh wahh wahhh
chold & clark : yeah and I told her to leave me alone etc , HAHAHAH GOOD FOR YOU BABY
*lana has a baby one year later, claming clark to be the father
and her horse dies, her shop burns down, and she becomes mentally ill, she loses her looks and now looks like, lil kim on clark without make up. the END!
uh oh!!!!
this is for jokes, dont bother complaining.
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